Sunday, June 8, 2008
Monkeysphere
What Is The Monkeysphere, by David Wong
"One death is a tragedy. One million deaths is a statistic."
-Sportacus
What do monkeys have to do with war, oppression, crime, racism and even e-mail spam? You'll see that all of the random ass-headed cruelty of the world will suddenly make perfect sense once we go Inside the Monkeysphere.
"What the Hell is the Monkeysphere?"
First, picture a monkey. A monkey dressed like a little pirate, if that helps you. We'll call him Slappy.
Imagine you have Slappy as a pet. Imagine a personality for him. Maybe you and he have little pirate monkey adventures and maybe even join up to fight crime. Think how sad you'd be if Slappy died.
Now, imagine you get four more monkeys. We'll call them Tito, Bubbles, Marcel and ShitTosser. Imagine personalities for each of them now. Maybe one is aggressive, one is affectionate, one is quiet, the other just throws shit all the time. But they're all your personal monkey friends.
Now imagine a hundred monkeys.
Not so easy now, is it? So how many monkeys would you have to own before you couldn't remember their names? At what point, in your mind, do your beloved pets become just a faceless sea of monkey? Even though each one is every bit the monkey Slappy was, there's a certain point where you will no longer really care if one of them dies.
So how many monkeys would it take before you stopped caring?
That's not a rhetorical question. We actually know the number.
http://www.cracked.com/article_14990...keysphere.html
Monday, May 12, 2008
Dr. Michio Kaku
Michio Kaku on Teleportation
Michio Kaku: Time Travel, Parallel Universes, and Reality
Michio Kaku: WIll We Ever Be a Galactic Civilization?
Michio Kaku on Mind Reading and Physics
Michio Kaku: Mini Black Holes and the Large Hadron Collider
Michio Kaku: Physics of Invisibility
Michio Kaku: Time Travel, Parallel Universes, and Reality
Michio Kaku: WIll We Ever Be a Galactic Civilization?
Michio Kaku on Mind Reading and Physics
Michio Kaku: Mini Black Holes and the Large Hadron Collider
Michio Kaku: Physics of Invisibility
From Russia With Hate
A very interesting mini documentary. About russia's neo-Nazi groups who are brutally attacking immigrants and spreading their hate by posting violent videos online.
The Woman Who Can Remember Everything
A woman who has baffled doctors with her ability to remember every detail of every day has broken her anonymity to speak of her condition. Jill Price, 42, can remember every part of her life since she was 14 but considers her ability a curse as she cannot switch off. She described her life as like a split-screen television, with one side showing what she is doing in the present, and the other showing the memories which she cannot hold back. Every detail about every day since 1980 - what time she got up, who she met, what she did, even what she ate - is locked in her brain and can be released to come flooding back by common triggers like songs, smells or place names. Mrs Price, a widow who is a school administrator, sometimes struggles to sleep because the vivid memories crowd her mind and stop her relaxing. Her condition is so rare that scientists had to coin a term for her condition - hyperthymestic syndrome from the Greek thymesis, for remembering, and hyper, meaning well above normal. For years she remained anonymous, referred to only by initials in scientific journals while experts at the University of California-Irvine tested her ability. Mrs Price said her memory started working overtime after her family moved to Los Angeles when she was eight and from the time she was 14, in 1980, she can remember absolutely everything. Neuroscientists say a trauma such as moving the family home can trigger major, lingering changes in the brain, especially in children who cling to memories of how their life had been. Mrs Price said: "Some memories are good and give me a warm, safe feeling.
"But I also recall every bad decision, insult and excruciating embarrassment. Over the years it has eaten me up. It has kind of paralysed me." Mrs Price was so worried by her condition that in 2000 she asked neuroscientist Professor James McGaugh, a world expert on memory, what was wrong. She wrote to him: "My memory is too strong. It's like a running movie that never stops. "Most have called it a gift. But I call it a burden. I run my entire life through my head every day and it drives me crazy!"
Full Article
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Ex-Cop Sues To Get Job Back
For being too fat. I say let him stay, they could always use him as a human shield.
Greatest James Thompson Highlight Video
This Highlight made me laugh. Even though I am rooting for him in his next fight.
Aleksander Emelianenko vs James Thompson
Maybe not the best fight for Thompson. Yet, still an exciting fight.
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